THE BEST PARTY YOU’LL NEVER ATTEND!
We’re not known for throwing parties. Yet, every year we insist upon one: our Annual Non-Event. It’s the ultimate unparty. Unconventional. Unpretentious. Uncomplicated. Seriously, it’s unlike any party you’ll ever attend because it doesn’t really exist. That being said, it’s not unnecessary or unimportant. This unorthodox event helps us raise unrestricted funds to support the unbelievable nonprofit organizations in our community.
Here’s how it works. You buy a ticket—two, three or more! Then, you never show up. Just do whatever you want. Tell everyone you had an unforgettable time at this irreverent event, and we’ll be ever-so grateful for your unwavering support.
Special thanks to our Sponsors!